Cheesemix 4: We're Bringing Cheesy Back!

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Presents.....

"The Sweet Escape"

Performed by Gwen Stefani ft. Akon

Steps by Olbubba

Let's Begin...

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BPM - 120.022

HEAVY - 8 FEET - 318 STEPS - This is my first ever attempt to make a file with those delicious creatures, 12th notes.  That fact in and of itself makes this a cheesy stepfile.  I tried to take my favorite 12th-laden simfiles such as Miss Murder, Can't Get You Out of my Thoughts, and SOS (Nevin's Electrotek Edit), and incorporate some of those themes into these steps.  Basically, I followed the beat, lyrics, and random yoo hoos with a combination of jumps and 12th gallops.  I included short 12th runs on the echoing lyrics, and one long 12th run that you can't miss.  The 12th run is tricky at first because I threw two nice little crossovers in there at the beginning, but it is easy enough when you get the hang of it.  Take it from me, the only player who learned to AA every 9 foot song before learning how to properly execute a crossover.  If I can do it, anyone can.

STANDARD - 6 FEET - 198 STEPS - While the majority of the 12th gallops are gone, there are still the echo runs and a couple of long streams that only use two arrows.  This is a pretty easy 6 for those who are accustomed to 12ths, a hard one for those who aren't.  While there are still a large amount of 12ths, they are pretty straightforward and shouldn't surprise anyone.

LIGHT - 3 FEET - 134 STEPS - This prettymuch removes all of the 12ths and follows the bare bones of the song.  There are still some interesting patterns and a couple of jumps, but nothing tricky here at all.

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Why is this song cheesy?

 * Akon screaming Woo Hoo and Yoo Hoo so loud he sounds like he should be in a Western

 * Gwen Stefani's total 180 from punk goddess to sicky sweet pop star

 * Lyrics that make you want to forgive every bad girlfriend you've ever had, then remind you why you hate them so much in the first place

 * The fact that this song is GOD-AWFUL, an atrocity to the ears, but was still a big hit on the US pop charts.  (Not that that is unusual, but it sure adds to it)

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